September 27, 2011

Happy Birthday, Mr. Google

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Do you giggle when you google?
Do you doodle when you google?
Do the noodles when you google
Boil over when you google?
Does the Google fill your noodle
More than food'll when you google?
Do you giggle when you google?


Or on strudel when you google,
Do you nibble when you google?
Do you scarf down all the strudel
Without scruple when you google?
And loosen up your belt
A notch or twoodle when you google?
Do you giggle when you google?


Do you tipple when you google?
Take a sipple when you google?
Pour a tottle when you google
From the bottle when you google?
Does the room begin to wiggle,
Do you wobble when you google?
Do you giggle when you google?


Do you cuddle when you google,
With your snuggles when you google?
And your snuggles, when you google,
Do you tickle, when you google?
Do you try to get your snuggles
In the moodle when you google?
Do you giggle when you google?



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5 comments:

  1. Oh my goodness.

    I hope that somebody at Mr. Google actually finds that. It's marvelous!

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  2. Well, I'm glad that someone likes this.

    One is always way out on a limb with truly awful poetry.

    I've always thought it would make a great movie to compile all of those video clips Mr. Google secretly records of anyone who uses the Google.

    Oh wait, I guess not everyone knows about that.

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  3. I liked it too, but haven't had the time to think up something clever to say. I suppose if you need time to think up something clever, you're not there yet.

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  4. Baydog, having nothing worthwhile to say has never kept me from leaving a blog comment.

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  5. God damn it, why do I always forget birthdays?

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