tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3740572667294775424.post5315790030606300000..comments2023-07-03T06:51:05.962-07:00Comments on O Dock: CrotchetyO Dockerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08674140306304705852noreply@blogger.comBlogger54125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3740572667294775424.post-61798473035902913572012-05-23T06:47:35.518-07:002012-05-23T06:47:35.518-07:00Could well be Pat. Shall I report him to the Acade...Could well be Pat. Shall I report him to the Academic Ethics Board for plagiarism?Tillermanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00639738519386820997noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3740572667294775424.post-64587374166556833352012-05-22T22:44:37.221-07:002012-05-22T22:44:37.221-07:00Of course, the professor borrowed the biting pony ...Of course, the professor borrowed the biting pony gag from the Pink Panther Strikes Again's Inspector Clouseau. <br />Clouseau: Does yer dewg bite?<br />Inn Keeper: No<br />Clouseau: Nice Doggy (bends down to pet a dachshund - it snarls and bites him)<br />I thought you said yer dewg did not bite!<br />Inn Keeper: Zat... iz not my dog!<br />( http://inspectorclouseau.com/sounds/bite.wav )Pathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13417115374524861438noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3740572667294775424.post-27252948676877511022012-05-22T19:02:28.970-07:002012-05-22T19:02:28.970-07:00Dear future retiree - Let's chat. Can we talk...Dear future retiree - Let's chat. Can we talk privately?DNC Super Pac (...but don't call us that)noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3740572667294775424.post-72327673075871063252012-05-22T18:52:16.914-07:002012-05-22T18:52:16.914-07:00... not to mention a pointy tail.... not to mention a pointy tail.Mojohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06721376775731666766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3740572667294775424.post-79186201751870260472012-05-22T17:26:42.548-07:002012-05-22T17:26:42.548-07:00I need to be very careful not to wear my horns the...I need to be very careful not to wear my horns there.<br /><br />In that neighborhood, if you have horns they think you are a Democrat.<br><br>O Dockerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08674140306304705852noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3740572667294775424.post-67931745762580331982012-05-22T12:01:02.588-07:002012-05-22T12:01:02.588-07:00Or do what I do. Post hastily written crap once a ...Or do what I do. Post hastily written crap once a month, punctuated by photosAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3740572667294775424.post-51214682642688446322012-05-21T22:12:55.389-07:002012-05-21T22:12:55.389-07:00oooooh! partytime, again!
where you wearing your v...oooooh! partytime, again!<br />where you wearing your viking horns when you made your inquiries?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3740572667294775424.post-62283871610660320482012-05-20T10:58:00.028-07:002012-05-20T10:58:00.028-07:00There was things which he stretched, but mainly he...There was things which he stretched, but mainly he told the truth.Hucknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3740572667294775424.post-70785581157397975082012-05-20T10:03:57.005-07:002012-05-20T10:03:57.005-07:00Twenty years from now you will be more disappointe...Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the blog posts you didn't write than by the ones you did. So throw off the lines that tie you to Twitter. Sail away from the safety of Facebook. Catch the RSS feeds in your sails. Blog. Dream. Discover."World's First Bloggerhttp://gawker.com/5666189/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3740572667294775424.post-18473832027662135852012-05-19T23:26:25.916-07:002012-05-19T23:26:25.916-07:00That's the thing about a job - you're alwa...That's the thing about a job - you're always on someone else's schedule.<br /><br />Before I can get my mojo working, I've got my working, Mojo.<br><br>O Dockerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08674140306304705852noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3740572667294775424.post-17791226583923530342012-05-19T17:30:04.616-07:002012-05-19T17:30:04.616-07:00This talk of retirement has been going on for some...This talk of retirement has been going on for some time now, O Dock. Are you procrastinating?<br /><br />BTW - "a bottle of wine" will just last you through lunch on your first day. A full case for your first week is more like it! ... and probably more if the missus is there staring at the trees too.Mojohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06721376775731666766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3740572667294775424.post-69163608402740303332012-05-19T16:28:56.267-07:002012-05-19T16:28:56.267-07:00This token blogging may have to go on for another ...This token blogging may have to go on for another six weeks or so until I leave the tedious routine of work behind me.<br /><br />It may go on beyond that, as I intend to spend at least the first week of retirement just sitting on my deck with a bottle of wine, staring at trees for hours at a time without thinking once about file servers or databases or whining computer users, just because I can.<br /><br />And be careful what you wish for. I may start <a href="http://odock.blogspot.com/2009/10/basil-i-learn-sad-truth.html" rel="nofollow">posting about basil</a> again.<br><br>O Dockerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08674140306304705852noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3740572667294775424.post-90458542596197932432012-05-19T11:49:03.397-07:002012-05-19T11:49:03.397-07:00Can you please stop this annoying habit of publish...Can you please stop this annoying habit of publishing just one brilliant post every month or so, punctuated by total silence in between them. Stop being a snob; start publishing a hastily written crap post every day or so like real bloggers do. You are making the rest of us look bad.Tillermanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00639738519386820997noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3740572667294775424.post-14672011098215416682012-05-15T19:37:25.262-07:002012-05-15T19:37:25.262-07:00You party-loving americans could learn a thing or ...You party-loving americans could learn a thing or two about tried-and-true <a href="http://www.google.com/imgres?q=turkish+toilet&start=0&num=10&um=1&hl=en&biw=1672&bih=952&addh=36&tbm=isch&tbnid=bEBwbJjG051WdM:&imgrefurl=http://natashatynes.com/2005/02/27/the-turkish-toilet/&docid=mRUba1T9suplaM&imgurl=http://natashatynes.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/toilet_1.jpg&w=230&h=163&ei=nhCzT_QvpuXpAezv9MsJ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=612&vpy=402&dur=5369&hovh=130&hovw=184&tx=126&ty=88&sig=105277841519386143015&page=1&tbnh=128&tbnw=180&ndsp=49&ved=1t:429,r:34,s:0,i:30" rel="nofollow">plumbing fixtures</a><br /><br />... granted there's no towel rack.Atta Turknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3740572667294775424.post-28907387109642685252012-05-15T19:25:09.432-07:002012-05-15T19:25:09.432-07:00Try a clothespin and save the towel. On your nose ...Try a clothespin and save the towel. On your nose that is...Baydoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00751866865203182109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3740572667294775424.post-63291671919501589242012-05-15T19:20:35.823-07:002012-05-15T19:20:35.823-07:00Indeed, and it being springtime (i.e., asparagus o...Indeed, and it being springtime (i.e., asparagus on the menu), the other hand is pinching the nostrils.<br /><br />... but wait a minute, that leaves no hands on the...<br /><br />Oh, so THAT'S what the neatly pressed guest towel is for.Mojohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06721376775731666766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3740572667294775424.post-70501482012893219422012-05-15T19:08:49.674-07:002012-05-15T19:08:49.674-07:00All the while holding on to the towel rack to keep...All the while holding on to the towel rack to keep from swayvin'.Baydoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00751866865203182109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3740572667294775424.post-64284087829547566152012-05-15T18:35:20.900-07:002012-05-15T18:35:20.900-07:00That's a good rule of thumb, Baydog. There is...That's a good rule of thumb, Baydog. There is also the Yogi Berra rule: a good drink is ninety percent spirit and the other half is mixer.<br /><br />After I've been in the kitchen for a while, there is one other room that I use, and it is very small...<br /><br />... though I will happily I stand in there returning the spirits I borrowed, while looking at the amusing poster the host has hanging above the WC.Mojohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06721376775731666766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3740572667294775424.post-34371763471361723102012-05-15T18:14:43.908-07:002012-05-15T18:14:43.908-07:00A good drink is 50/50, spirit to mixer. As a host,...A good drink is 50/50, spirit to mixer. As a host, I make 'em that way for everyone unless otherwise instructed. In the kitchen. Does anyone use the other rooms?Baydoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00751866865203182109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3740572667294775424.post-66861575769688043172012-05-15T11:56:11.745-07:002012-05-15T11:56:11.745-07:00T and M, thanks for stopping by O Dock.
If you...T and M, thanks for stopping by O Dock.<br /><br />If you're going to leave comments like that, you can come back as often as you like.<br><br>O Dockerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08674140306304705852noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3740572667294775424.post-26575882789363070832012-05-14T18:28:40.793-07:002012-05-14T18:28:40.793-07:00This is so funny! Love the post!This is so funny! Love the post!Travis and Maggiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08895001344144858314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3740572667294775424.post-84197690932846978482012-05-13T17:07:38.062-07:002012-05-13T17:07:38.062-07:00All true (though please share with us some details...All true (though please share with us some details on Martha?)<br /><br />You really hit the nail on the head with the last comment. Waiting for your busy host to notice that your glass is empty; too little ice in the glass when he/she does; a 2-finger pour instead of 3 or 4. DIY in the kitchen! Priceless.<br /><br />What say you, Joe?Mojohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06721376775731666766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3740572667294775424.post-88827718277811393342012-05-13T10:55:49.806-07:002012-05-13T10:55:49.806-07:00Was Marcia hitting on me or was that my imaginatio...Was Marcia hitting on me or was that my imagination? And yes that poster is hideous. How many margaritas shall I make?Tillermanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00639738519386820997noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3740572667294775424.post-30425623818890471122012-05-13T09:15:54.344-07:002012-05-13T09:15:54.344-07:00The kitchen is where most of the misfits gather wh...The kitchen is where most of the misfits gather who have tired of making polite conversation. Who really cares if Keynesian theories are now obsolete? I want to know if anyone else thinks that Marcia Maplethorpe wore that short dress because she's tiring of her boyfriend and is looking for a replacement.<br /><br />It's where you can say what you really think about that hideous poster the host has hanging in the living room.<br /><br />And of course, it's also where you can mix your own drinks.<br><br>O Dockerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08674140306304705852noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3740572667294775424.post-70983825464402693462012-05-13T06:12:22.275-07:002012-05-13T06:12:22.275-07:00This is the best place in the blogosphere for comm...This is the best place in the blogosphere for comments. I think there might be a blog here somewhere too.Tillermanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00639738519386820997noreply@blogger.com